Sorry! Dick and Jane's no longer available for free - it was originally made freely available during the nominations and voting period for the Ursa Major Awards 2009.
Currently it can be purchased on smashwords at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/13392 - for more details, see our Sin Is Beautiful website at http://www.SinIsBeautiful.com.
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