Diplomacy - June Rule 34 Story #1
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Wolf O'Donnell lands on a planet to repair his broken ship and encounters Usagi Yojimbo; a rabbit samurai sworn to drive this stranger off his strange land...
"Diplomacy"
"Computer, status update."
"Full thrusters at fifty percent; hyper speed drive is unavailable. All-range-mode is currently unavailable due to a servo failure."
Wolf O'Donnell peered out the window of his cockpit into the ever-reaching vastness of space as he slowly passed through the eye of the nebula he had retreated into. He growled and tore off the visor that hindered his left eye and he sighed. His breath briefly fogging the glass. "Damn Star Fox." He said. "Him and his entire miserable crew need to be thrown into the pit of a black hole. "I've been floating in this pod for hours, lost all communication with my team and now I'm just waiting for my system to repair itself so I can return to Andross with my proverbial tail between my legs." He caught a growl in his throat. "Damn them! Computer, what is the estimated time of automatic repair?"
"Thirteen hours, forty-seven minutes"
"Son of a--" He hissed. "Estimated time to base return."
"At our current rate of speed, six years, nine months, twenty-seven days--"
"Enough! Just repair the fucking ship already."
"Acknowledged." A beeping noise filled the cabin for a moment. "Commander, long range sensors have detected a source of conductive metal that will improve our repair time by six hours."
Tapping onto the console. "How far to the source?"
"At our current rate of speed, we could reach the planet destination in one hour."
Wolf tapped his lower muzzle decisively. "Much better to have a five hour delay instead of a thirteen hour delay." He said. "Set course for the planet, but continue the repairs on the communications systems. If we could establish contact with the rest of the team--"
"Acknowledged."
The ship was already hot on the inside, environmental controls had been deactivated to facilitate repairs. He had already removed his flight jacket and was sitting drenched in sweat from the body heat of sitting in his cockpit for the past seven hours. The hope of a planet was positive, he could find someplace to wash up and cool off and knock a few hours off his repairs, he would do just fine.
As the nebula's blue glow trailed behind the ship as he passed through it and into another small galaxy. As the ship sailed past two planets, he peered down toward them, seeing faint hints of civilization in the form of satellites. He sighed through his nostrils. "They don't know anything about what happens up in the stars, do they?" He said.
"Please repeat your question, commander."
"I wasn't talking to you." He gave a sigh.
The ship reached a small blue and green colored planet and began its descent as Wolf buckled himself in. The turbulence was a bit hard on the ship when it couldn't enter all range mode for entering orbit. As the vessel hummed through the layer of clouds, it came over some forestry areas and like a streak across the sky, passed what looked to be settlements far below. Wolf often kept a discreet presence on unknown planets; he never know which ones had violent populations and which ones were more open minded, and he never took that chance. Guiding the ship to the edge of a large patch of jungle he'd spotted some large pools of water in, he disembarked and set up a few retrieval drones to find the metal to help repair his ship.
"Computer, I will keep my comms on me. Inform me when the ship is ready to go, though I should be back before repairs are completed."
"Acknowledged." It responded.
Wolf removed his shirt completely, wringing it dry before slapping it over the edge of his ship's wing and then made his way off into the jungle to freshen up.
Usagi had spotted the strange trails in the sky as he rode his horse along the countryside. Peering up at it, there appeared to be an object of some sort that shined against the light of the sun. Had it not been for his keen observation, this object may have gone completely unnoticed. "Hmm..." He pondered as he watched it fall from the sky at a controlled rate of speed and descend into the valley nearby. "Strange. There was no impact." He pondered. "Hah!" He kicked at his horse's sides in an attempt to increase her speed and investigate on his own. Normally he would have ignored it, but something like this did not happen every day.
The breeze was at his back, fluttering the rabbit's shitagi as he rode. He enjoyed the subtle breeze that made its way down his robe, but tightened his sash to decrease the flapping noises they made. His toes curled in the sandals he wore as they rolled forward in the stirrups as if he were trying to increase the speed at which he was travelling. He could hear the clanking of his kitanna in their sheaths attached to his saddle, the longer his horse rode, the more worried he became at this object.
As he came down the hill and into the valley, the object glinted off the sun, causing him to spot it immediately. Slowly, he dismounted his steed and approached it. It was a craft of some sort; as Usagi approached it, he could hear it humming and whirring. "What... is this thing?" He said to himself.
"Type: Arwing - Wolfen Class Fighter." The sudden voice made Usagi bound backwards ten feet as it spoke. "Current authorized pilot O'Donnell, Wolf; also known by the moniker Star Wolf. Do not approach, security measures enabled."
There was a clicking noise and Usagi spotted three gun-type ports open and one firing a red beam of light, which struck the ground only inches in front of the rabbit. "What is your purpose here?"
"Instigating repairs following battle." It responded. Usagi realized that it was not a person he was speaking to, but a machine of some sort.
"I do not wish you any harm." He spoke kindly. "But I do wish you to leave."
"Unable to comply. Pilot not present. Repairs have not yet been completed."
"Then I will speak with your master." Usagi said, sheathing his sword. "Where is he?"
There was a series of clicks and beeps that followed the samurai's question. "Location; northwest; distance, two point seven kilometers."
"Very well then." Usagi, never one to forget his manners bowed to the strange vessel. "Thank you." He said.
"Acknowledged." The vessel responded as the weapon ports then closed again, and the machine went back to its previous clicking noises.
Usagi made his way on foot from there, choosing to temporarily leave his horse behind. If this Wolf proved to be difficult; or a threat, then Usagi dared not to approach too loudly. As he clutched his kitana under his hand, the rabbit darted into the woods, lowering his head to improve his speed and leave no sound but the sound of flapping wind against his clothing. Even as he came across a log fallen across the path in front of him, he bounced into the air, leaped off the trunk of it and somersaulted forward without making any sound. He was swift as the wind and well disciplined in his art. If this Wolf were any threat, he would take him out quickly.
A scent entered Usagi's nose that caused him to come to an abrupt halt. He quickly ducked and slipped into the foliage that surrounded the small lake he'd come upon and his ears picked up the sound of something splashing near the waterfall. Slowly, Usagi approached the break in the leaves and peered out toward the water. What he saw surprised him greatly.
The gray canine standing under the flowing water from the waterfall, completely naked as he bathed. The water was just barely waist height where Wolf stood as he let the water pour over his face and down his body. Definitely the sort of thing he needed after spending such a long time in the sweatbox in space. He cupped his large hands and collected water in them, splashing them over his face as they worked their way down his muscular torso to his legs. He enjoyed this; a well-earned reprieve from the ship, and a bit of a breather from having to fight. Wolf sank into the water a bit and laid on his back for a moment, letting the freshly falling water patter his entire front-section. Everything seemed peaceful for once, and for once he was enjoying the moment.
Usagi stared at the beast; this 'Wolf' character was easily twice his size, his musculature rather impressive. He didn't realize for a moment that his jaw had dropped open while watching him and feeling a rather firm response in the fundoshi under his clothes he turned his eyes away. His face was burning, but there shouldn't have been any reason for him to feel this way. It wasn't as if he was actually aroused seeing a strange alien with his dick flopping around like that, was he? He turned his gaze back to the wolf only to find that he was suddenly gone. Usagi moved to see where the beast had gone only to feel a large arm grab him around the neck and yank him into his naked chest with a strange device pressed to his temple.
"Well, what do we have here?" Wolf asked, pressing his pistol to the white rabbit's head. "As if I had to deal with enough rabbits in my dayjob, I come here for a moment to relax and instead find one spying on me."
"Whoever you are, I demand that you release me and leave my planet at once!" Usagi growled angrily as he reached for his sword. Immediately, Wolf removed his pistol and fired a blast of light into the ground, leaving a smoldering small crater where the beam had struck.
"Ah-ah. I wouldn't struggle if I were you." He said. "And I do not take orders from a pathetic creature like yourself. I am simply here to repair my ship and leave, you are the one causing trouble."
Usagi grunted as he felt his back getting wet from the wolf's wet fur pressing against it. "Wh-what are you doing?" He asked as he felt the creature's nose next to his head inhale his scent deeply.
Wolf chuckled, his other hand creeping lower, grabbing the rabbit's bulge hidden under his pants. "I smell the taste of arousal on you, little rabbit." He teased, growling in Usagi's ear. "Could it be that I am turning you on?"
"I-I do not know what that means, but remove your hand before I cut it off." Usagi stammered.
Again the rabbit was surprised as he felt the hand then reach down his pants, gripping his shaft through his fundoshi as a stray thumb invaded them, stroking along his swollen flesh. "Make me." He said.
Usagi threw his head back, smacking it against Wolf's face and breaking free of his grasp. Wolf had the last laugh though as splitting apart, his claws caught Usagi's hakama, shredding his trousers instantly off of his body. Usagi felt his face flush with embarrassment as he grabbed his kitana and immediately withdrew them with each hand. He crouched low as Wolf stood there watching him. Usagi hadn't realized until that moment that Wolf had begun to harden below his waist as well, his cock standing out like a sword of its own as he gave an air of disappointment when looking at the rabbit. "A pity. I was enjoying our time together." He said teasing.
Usagi pointed his sword at the wolf. "Hear me now, leave or be beaten and forced off this world." He said.
"I think I'd rather have fun with you first." Wolf said, tossing his gun away and bringing his arms up in a defensive posture. "Come on!"
Usagi came in first, swinging his swords and narrowly missing sending them across Wolf's chest. Wolf ducked back and grabbed the samurai's arm. As the rabbit felt himself pulled into the air by Wolf's throw, he forced his body forward to throw the beast off. Landing on the ground, Usagi made a quick back kick and knocked Wolf off his feet. Wolf hit the ground and rolled several times before nearly splashing into the water. Realizing his advantage, Wolf then rolled the rest of the way in, submerging under as Usagi ran to continue his attack. For several moments, Usagi swung his weapon at the water, trying to find the wolf. He huffed and glared around, searching for him. Suddenly, there was a splash from behind Usagi and the wolf's big arms wrapped around his lithe body, dragging him back into the water.
The pair spiraled through the water for several seconds as Usagi tried to free himself, managing to lose his shitagi in the process. He slipped from Wolf's grasp and kicked him away as both of them broke the surface and Usagi brandished only one of his swords as he glared at Wolf. "You will never win." He said.
"Oh no?" Wolf said with a smirk as he lifted his hand, a fine white band of cloth wrapped around his smallest finger. It took a moment for Usagi to realize he was naked and when he did he suddenly ducked his crotch under the water, scowling at the wolf. "Looks like you're pretty happy to see me." He said. "Is it my personality? Or my body?" He asked before flexing his muscles to the rabbit. "Nobody likes my personality so it has to be option B."
"You d-don't know what you are talking about. I am not attracted to men."
His grin widened. "You might not be, but your body sure is." He tossed the fundoshi aside. "Come on, I'll let you have a feel." He said.
"What?"
Wolf flexed his arms, while not excessively muscled, his body was extremely athletic and definitely got a rise out of the rabbit's cock. "Come on, you know you want to."
Usagi was hesitant, he wasn't sure if he could trust this Wolf. But his body was begging him, his curiosity was piqued, he definitely wanted to feel another man's muscles, but he wasn't sure why. He tossed his weapon to the side, which arched perfectly and fell into the ground just off the bank of the lake. "Very well." He said. "But do not try anything."
Wolf grinned, his teeth exposing from the corners of his muzzle. "You have my word."
Usagi approached Wolf, the water did not dip or raise in level but as he approached he could see that Wolf was almost exactly his same height. Their cocks brushed across each other just barely below the water's surface, which sent a shiver down the rabbit's spine as he reached his hands forward and fell on Wolf's chest. There was a strange, fuzzy feeling he felt as he could feel the beast's muscles flex under his fingers. Wolf smirked and stared at him curiously before reaching his arms out to both sides and flexing them. His arms were twice as thick as Usagi's and his hands slowly worked their way up to Wolf's shoulders and then out to his biceps on either side. They were hard as stones and thick as small boulders. This made the rabbit's shaft leap up and down again as Wolf stared at him. "You like what you see?" He asked.
"I-I-yes..." Usagi stammered as his hands worked their way back inward, touching Wolf's chest again and trailing down the fur. Feeling the wolf's core muscles as his fingers immediately began to follow the lines of Wolf's muscles under the fur. His arms started working their way around Wolf's waist when suddenly, the beast grabbed his arms and pulled, yanking the rabbit into him with a solid slap.
Wolf grinned and looked the rabbit in the eyes. "Don't worry, I won't bite." He said as he then turned around a bit to show off his back muscles. Usagi felt his cock slip between the wolf's cheeks, his tail brushing rather casually across his stomach. It was enough to send a shiver of delight through Usagi's body. His hands traveled up Wolf's back as he continued to flex for him and then made their way back down nervously. Usagi's member kept jumping with excitement and he knew that Wolf could feel it, his face flushed hot. He'd never been with a male before, but he was so turned on by this that he could hardly control himself as he made a bit of a grind against the wolf's backside. Wolf tightened his glutes, squeezing the flesh between his cheeks as he flexed his arms back and then around Usagi, grabbing him by the waists and pushing him firmly against the beast's body. "Mmm that's it..." He rumbled.
Usagi shivered in enjoyment, he could feel his tip teasing the taut ring. He wrapped his arms around Wolf's waist now, his hands clasping the thick hunk of flesh. Wolf raised Usagi's hands and let his fingers roll along his musculature. There was no mistaking who was in charge here. Usagi squeezed on Wolf's musculature even as his hands traveled up his body, his stomach leaning over the hump of the man's backside as he pushed even more firmly against his flesh. Usagi grunted as he bucked suddenly, penetrating the ring. Wolf huffed and leaned his ass into it, the rabbit's floating orbs nestling against Wolf's sunken ones as he flexed his back muscles again, allowing the rabbit to suddenly lick them. This felt amazing; he'd never felt anything like it before and suddenly his cock was burning with the anticipation of release. Wolf leaned up and brought his arms back, pushing Usagi out of his ass, then back in slowly. The rabbit nipped the fur on Wolf's thick neck and he moaned softly. His claws dug a bit into Usagi's cheeks as he squeezed and dragged them apart; kneading the muscle like a baker kneaded dough. His back arched forward, bringing his backside backward and sending Usagi's cock into the depths. Usagi moaned and exhaled sharply. The feeling was exquisite but his hands couldn't get enough of Wolf's muscles. He wanted more of them, he wanted to taste him, every inch of him now.
"AHHH! Nnhh!" Usagi grunted unexpectedly after a few minutes. His cock shooting like rapidfire into Wolf's depths under the water. Wolf groaned and leaned into it growling now lustily as he held Usagi against his thick body.
"Mmm.... now there we go. Enjoy that my white-furred friend?" He asked.
Usagi was still shivering, unsure if he was done shooting before eeking out a barely audible "Mmhmm"
"Good." Wolf said, turning around suddenly and grabbing Usagi by the arms with a lustful growl, a flick of his tongue along his teeth. "Now it's my turn."
Usagi had no time to react, Wolf grasped his shoulders tight and then hoisted him suddenly out of the water. Throwing the rabbit onto the bank of the lake, Usagi grunted before realizing that Wolf's cock was dripping thick, white fluids onto his fur. They disappeared into his similar-colored fuzz and Wolf pinned him down, his tail waving behind him like a flag. Still, Usagi wanted it, even though his mind began to scream that he'd never been mated by a male before. Wolf grabbed Usagi's waist and pulled him toward him. Usagi felt himself writhe under Wolf, it seemed to give him pleasure to see the rabbit struggle as he pushed his weight down on him harder now. Wolf's arms thickened almost as they wrapped around under Usagi's legs and hoisted them up. His shaft backed away, dropping down the length of Usagi's taint. Wolf grinned wildly as he spit crudely into his hand and began to stroke himself before placing his cock against the rabbit's virgin hole.
"I--*huff* I don't know how--" "Shhhhh..." Wolf's finger moved quickly and touched Usagi's lips. "This will hurt for only a moment."
He barely managed to utter those words before Wolf pushed himself hard into Usagi's ass. The sudden shock made him cry out, his arms wrapping around Wolf's neck tightened and dragged him lower, but Wolf maintained his distance and pushed again, finally pushing past the ring on the second or third try. Usagi's entire body shook, but it didn't take long for the pain to be replaced by pleasure as he felt the wolf's 'other' muscle thrust around inside him. Usagi panted and moaned loudly, Wolf began to growl and grunt with each long, slow thrust. It quickly turned into a forceful thrust after thrust the deeper he went. He began to scoot Usagi across the ground under him. The rabbit's legs wrapped around Wolf's waist and began to pull him into himself, each moan growing louder as their bodies slammed together. Usagi was already hard again; as rabbits were want to do, his seed dribbling down his stomach and over his sides as Wolf's thick muscular torso pressed against it with each plunge.
"G-going to---ahh! Again!" Usagi panted after several minutes of this.
"Rrrrr...." Wolf growled and leaned down, shadowing his body over Usagi's. "D-don't hold back..." He said. "I'm about to as well..."
Both of them cried out at once, while Usagi's was simply an orgasmic cry that had a tremble to it, Wolf made a full-on howl that echoed loudly into the sky overhead as if he sang to the lowering sun. Wolf's cock dipped out of Usagi's ass as an explosion of heat shot against the hole. Wolf grunted and trumbled as his cock rode along the male's thigh, shooting jets across Usagi's body and began to mix with his own streams that began to soak his white fur. Their bodies mixed together in the smells of sex and lust.
It had taken some time before the two came down from their lust. They laid still by the lake's beach, panting and trembling as Usagi curled up into Wolf's arms. Both breathing heavily until a strange chirp emitted from Wolf's clothing nearby.
"Commander." A familiar robotic voice sounded off. "Commander." It repeated again, sounding very monotanous.
With a growl, Wolf grabbed something metal from his clothes. "Go ahead." He said.
"Repairs are complete." It responded. "Full power to thrusters and communications have been restored; all-range-mode is still under operation unfortunately."
"Fine, fine. I will be there soon." He said.
Usagi mused as Wolf's arm reached to return the device to his pile of clothes. Wolf eventually sat up and began to gather his items together. "You must leave."
"As I promised, I did not mean your world any harm."
Usagi smirked. "Yes. I suppose you did not."
"Make no mistake, were these under other circumstances and were I under orders, I would not have let you off so easily."
Usagi nodded, almost dismissively. "Yes. Of course."
"But I am certainly glad to have sparred with you." Wolf said as he put on his pants and gave the rabbit a wink. "My name is Wolf, by the way."
"Usagi." The rabbit responded. "I am Usagi Yojimbo."
As Wolf put on his boots he was fairly silent, and then as he stood he smirked at the rabbit. "Well then, Usagi Yojimbo. Until we meet again then."
The wolf gave a slow bow before backing away, then turning to disappear into the brush, vanishing completely. Taking the cue from the mess that was made of his body, Usagi slipped into the lake for a bath. Everything was silent for some time as he slowly bathed and checked the surrounding trees on the off chance that Wolf would return. To his disappointment, he looked up to see a metal object lifting off the ground from a couple miles away. Giving no sound except the sudden pop as it exploded up into the sky and vanished into the atmosphere. Usagi smiled. "Until we meet again." He said.
THE END