Cyanide of Riddance chapter 15.

Story by EmpressLioness on SoFurry

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#16 of Cyanide of riddance.

A deal's a deal!


They have been walking. That was when they found the trailer of the 'blow me away' hyena. They knock on the door while the hyena hums and then boydane enters. "Excuse me, blow me away hyena. We-"

"Oh my goodness!" He said as he saw boydane and the others. "You guys are from wolf quest and its sequels! Uh, I heard you were all erased."

"You know who we are?"

"Well, of course I do, silly! I'm like, the most blowing fan of the wold quest series ever. I blew missing every episode."

"Good, because we need your help, blow me away hyena. We were cancelled, and we need to get back into Panthera history."

"But of course you were cancelled. You guys were filthy and offensive without ever having a point."

"A p-p-p-pa...pa...po...po...poi...poi...ahh...poi...Ohh...ahh...oint?" Icicle stammered. "Yeah. You know, like social commentary. Everybody's knows that these days, if you want to be raunchy and serious on the Internet, you need to also be relentlessly preachy."

"Too bad we never had a point," icicle said. "Hey! Know what you should do? You should go to point island and get yourself a point from the point jester. You'll be back in Panthera history in no time!"

"Really? Because if you're lying," icicle said while she pointed her knife at the hyena. "I'll cut you. I'LL CUT YOU TO THE FRACKING BONE!"

"Ooh! Can you take us to point island?"

"Well, I really shouldn't be seen with you guys, but I could be convinced if you introduced me to the rest of the old gang. Huh? What'dya say? Is it a deal?"

Boydane excepted the deal and shook hands

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While red had been crying over his disembodied arms, bluro was busy being with her dead boyfriend. "No, milo, you're the cutest!" She said. "No! You are! Hmmhmm!!" "Watching bluro and her masculine know-it-all boyfriend make me sick!" Lavender...

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Cyanide of Riddance chapter 13.

"And when did it become a crime to be passionate about your work?" Lioness asked. "So what if I love the characters I created? Screw her, right? And kidnapping my daughter, whoo, how tacky. Not to mention cliche! You don't talk much, do you, Azazel?"...

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