Beat the Heat...
The big handsome Bull behind the counter, smiled at the panting mouse as he scurried in off the street. The little rodent was obviously trying to escape the unseasonably high heat. And had came into the Ice Cream shop in order to get a tasty frozen treat to cool off. Oddly most of the Ice Cream shops cilental appeared to be predators of one kinda or another. "You look roasted." The big Bull dressed all in white chuckled friendly.
"Power boiled is more like it..." The little Mouse panted as he looked at the menu board.
"Well when I wanta cool off I step back into the freezer..." The big Bull explained with a congenial smile.
"Ohoooo that must be nice..." The Mouse grunted as he wiped his sweaty muzzle.
"Would you like too?" The big Bull asks with a sympathetic grin...
"Wha... really?" The little Mouse stammered. "I mean... that would be alright?"
"Sure..." The big amicable Bull grinned ushering the little Mouse around behind the counter. He leading him back to a big metal door, opening it the pair of them step inside. Instantly the cool air waffled over them as they walk back into the cooler. "Ya know on really hot days like this..." The big Bull explain conspiratorially. "I've got a special way of cooling off."
"Oh... oh really whats that?" The little Mouse can't help but ask, caught up in moment. The big Bull glanced around as if making sure no one is watching or listening.
"Well I like to slip my balls down into here!" The Bull explains as he strolled over to a small metal container and lifted the lid, a chilly mist waffled out. "It cools ya off better than anything else." He promises as the little Mouse looked up at him cockeyed clearly wondering if this was some kinda come on.
"Just sayin'." The Bull grunted clearly reading the Mouses look. "Well stay as long as ya like... I gotta get back to the counter." "Yell if ya need anything." The big Bull stomped out leaving the little Mouse alone. Clearly he was alone in the freezer surrounded only by tubs of ice cream. And the small metal container small the Mouse sidled over to it. The lid frosted over as his hot little paw fondled it... as he wondered just how good the chill would feel. The little Rodent glanced around just as conspiratorially as the Bull had. Then unbuttoned his trousers and slid them and his silk boxers down, lifting his fat sweaty low hanging nuts up. The little Mouse dropped into into the thick mist bubbling up out of the container.
"EEEEEP!" He squeaked bouncing up onto his toes in shock, as he was suddenly chilled to the core! Looking down the little Mouse expected to his his nut sack shriveled up tight against his body. But it was still hanging very low... looking like it had two big oval lead weights within it's sparkling frost covered pouch! The little Mouse staggered backwards and fell onto a low pallet of ice cream containers. Vaguely he heard the freezer door open... and the 'clip clop' of massive hooves on the metal floor. A big three fingered hand clad in a heavily insulated glove cupped those lead weight's.
"Looks like yer cool off real good!" The big Bull snickered his jubilant voice taking on a darker tone. "Ammmmm looks at these frozen treats..." The big Bull gloated his gloved fingers wrapping around that frosty sack, he gave a small twist and there was a loud 'Crack!' And then the big Bull was holding up the Mouses dissevered pouch! "My cilental do sooooooo love treats like yours crumbled up over their sundaes!" There was a sickening sound, like ice being crushed up! As the Bull squeezed and kneaded the Mouses frosty pouch slowly in his big hand! "Get him out of here!" He snorted to a smirking Wolf... who grabbed the stunned Mouse and threw him over his shoulder!
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The big Bull handed a grinning Badger his sundae freshly sprinkled with pinkish Grey chunks. "There you go sir... enjoy!" The big handsome Bull behind the counter, smiled at the panting horse as he trotted in off the street. The big equine was obviously trying to escape the unseasonably high heat. And had came into the Ice Cream shop in order to get a tasty frozen treat to cool off. Oddly most of the Ice Cream shops cilental appeared to be predators of one kinda or another. "You look roasted." The big Bull dressed all in white chuckled friendly.
"Melting down!" The Big stallion puffed as he looked at the menu board.
"Well when I want to cool off... I step back into the freezer..." The big Bull explained with a congenial smile as he studied the big stallion.
"Damn that must be great on a day like today..." The big sweaty Horse grunted as he wiped his sweaty muzzle.
"Would you like too?" The big Bull asks with a sympathetic grin...
"Oh really?" The big stallion grunted looking immediately interested. "That is... that would be alright?"
"Sure..." The big amicable Bull grinned ushering the big stud around behind the counter. He leading him back to a big metal door, opening it the pair of them step inside. Instantly the cool air waffled over them as they walk back into the cooler. "Ya know on really hot days like this..." The big Bull explain conspiratorially. "I've got a special way of cooling off."
"Oh whats that?" The big Horse ask at once, caught up in moment. The big Bull glanced around as if making sure no one is watching or listening.
"Well I like to slip my balls down into here!" The Bull explains as he strolled over to a small metal container and lifted the lid, a chilly mist waffled out. "It cools ya off better than anything else." "Would ya like to try?"
"Wow... I just bet!" The big Horse snickered reaching down to undo his jeans. "Hell yeah I'm dyin' to cool off!"
"Don't worry this'll cool you all the way off!" The big Bull snickered thinking sometimes this was almost too easy!
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