Elphaba: The Wickness Of The Heart's Desire
Elphaba cannot get it from the Scarecrow, so she gets creative
Elphaba and Fiyero (who IS THE SCRARECROW SPOILERS) got away from Oz, that nasty little backwater land that crushes one's dreams and expectations of being. However, Fiyero no longer had a penis, so Elphaba could not get fucked properly. So he decided to cheat on him, but with who?
She went to the morgue and got her beloved teacher the goat Dillamond's bones. She licked them and put the femur on her sordid vagina filled with pigeon excrement and pus, but that still wasn't enough to get her organism. So she put the bones on a table and gathered around materials for her spell: bleach, Lirr's eyeballs, Glinda's boobs, spartan dicks and ads for Jysk.
"Cochi in pilt?ntli" Elphaba chanted, "Cualtzin cochihtl?hua!"
Suddenly she had seizures and the materials flew in the air, melted into bloody fermented goo and landed on Doutora Dillamnod's bones. He was brought back to life!
"Aw, I licked being dead" said Dr. Dillamond midgetly.
"That cannot do professor" Elphaba said, taking off her panties, "For I need your carnal pleasanteries and defiance of one's menopausic ego!"
And so Elphaba revealed her ten meters long PENIS (AN: she's intersex in the book) and shoved it up Dillamond's pink bootyhole!
"Bleeeeegh!" bleeted Dotor Dillamend, "Take it out! It's too big!"
He was not lying. The penis went all the way to his mouth, impaling him completely and silencing his coughs. Then it was fully retracted and shoved in at the speed of light. Luckily Doctor Dillamond's insides were not destroyed because he is as professor and therefore enlightened, so he has healing powers.
"Oh Doutor Dillamond!" Elpahaba cried, "I'm cooooooooooming!"
All the commotion attracted Fiyero attention. He had brought a bucket of flowers in exchange for sex with the china doll people and he found his wife cheating!? Unbelievable.
"You unloyal whore!" Fieyro cried, taking out a knife, "Now I'm going to put your sinful flesh!"
But Elphaba swung her penis to the side, knocking the knife of the scarecrow's hands with Dillamond's body!
"Haw haw haw you shitty scarecrow can't even kill me!" mocked Elkphaba meanly.
"Oh yeah?" said Fiyero, grabbing Doctor Dillamond's horns.
He then put his head - and Elphaba's penis head - under his skirt and shoved them into a hollow hole. It was full of spiderwebs because of lack of use, but otherwise it was pretty big and spacious.
"Oh yeah, fuck me my pretties!" Fiyero moaned.
Soon the three of them had an orgasm. Dillamond shot his seed on the ground, which spawned dryads and lizards that abominated the earth for ten thousand years. Elphaba came inside Fieryo and exploded him.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" said the scarecrow's head as it flew into space.
Meanwhile the Nome King was MASTURBATING his filthy cock full of holes made by parasites burrowing into his flesh. Elphaba dislodged from Doctor Dillamond's ass and threw his at the Nome King, landing the goat's mouth on the Nome King's cock, impaling him again!
To be cntinued next year?